sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

seinfelcl:

“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*